tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29249277324961582692012-02-16T02:36:32.224-08:00suka2http://www.blogger.com/profile/03017193758519392253noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2924927732496158269.post-89159903697766144182012-01-29T20:31:00.000-08:002012-01-29T20:31:39.161-08:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KNYQwCW7YCg" width="560"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2924927732496158269-8915990369776614418?l=suka2-suka2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suka2http://www.blogger.com/profile/03017193758519392253noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2924927732496158269.post-15610123817962792772012-01-27T07:54:00.000-08:002012-01-27T07:54:45.107-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4UYUSztvw-U/TyLITkO2StI/AAAAAAAAABA/ChLPMj_LSY8/s1600/cap-tangan-kacang-menglembu-120g.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gda="true" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4UYUSztvw-U/TyLITkO2StI/AAAAAAAAABA/ChLPMj_LSY8/s320/cap-tangan-kacang-menglembu-120g.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>SULAIMAN: Akhirnya kita tau sapa calon Parlimen di Menglembu.<br /><br />SALLEH: Sapa?????????????<br /><br />SULAIMAN: Shahrizat Jalil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2924927732496158269-1561012381796279277?l=suka2-suka2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suka2http://www.blogger.com/profile/03017193758519392253noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2924927732496158269.post-63864351620980917702011-12-30T07:27:00.000-08:002011-12-30T07:27:35.527-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yY9J1won89A/Tv3VfUJ-QhI/AAAAAAAAAA4/t0Y3CsmSjZ0/s1600/rambut.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" rea="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yY9J1won89A/Tv3VfUJ-QhI/AAAAAAAAAA4/t0Y3CsmSjZ0/s1600/rambut.bmp" /></a></div>TUKANG GUNTING: Dah berapa lama bini hang meninggal Kassim?<br /><br />KASSIM: Dah 4 bulan.<br /><br />TUKANG GUNTING: Tak cari ganti ke?<br /><br />KASSIM: Tengah dok cari le ni!!<br /><br />TUKANG GUNTING: Dah jumpa ke?<br /><br />KASSIM: Ada depa bagitau&nbsp;kat Taman Mewah tu. Tapi muda sangat. Baru saja jadi janda. umur baru 35.<br /><br />TUKANG GUNTING: Elok lah tu!!!<br /><br />KASSIM: Tak boleh lah. Aku dah 60 tahun. Tak kan cari&nbsp;yang 35. Mana larat nak LAYAN yang&nbsp;35.<br /><br />TUKANG GUNTING: He he... apa yang hang nak risau. La ni banyak ubat nak bagi kuat&nbsp;BENDA tu...<br /><br />KASSIM: Kena cari yang sepadan dengan kita. Ada orang bagi tau aku dengan kampung tu pun ada.<br /><br />TUKANG GUNTING: Dah pi tengok ke?<br /><br />KASSIM: Aku dah pi merisik. Baru pencen nurse. Bila aku pi tengok, dia terketar-ketar tangan macam ada penyakit. Macam mana nak jaga kita. Takut nanti kita pula jaga dia.<br /><br />TUKANG GUNTING: Kalau hang memilih, macam mana nak cari teman tempat tidur?<br /><br />KASSIM: Ada seorang&nbsp;kat Kampung&nbsp;Pandan tu. Dia&nbsp;dalam iddah lagi. Aku dah tanya. Dia tengah fikir. umur 45. Sesuai lah untuk aku. Aku pun dah syok dengan dia.<br /><br />TUKANG GUNTING: Elok dah tu.&nbsp;Yang penting malam, hang ada teman tidur.<br /><br />KASSIM: Kalau jadi, aku bagitau hang lah. Ok&nbsp;lah... aku nak pi kena teh tarik pula. Assalamualaikum.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2924927732496158269-6386435162098091770?l=suka2-suka2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suka2http://www.blogger.com/profile/03017193758519392253noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2924927732496158269.post-992708648660514812011-12-29T10:54:00.000-08:002011-12-29T10:54:49.622-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tA-yxVlkDFI/Tvy2wrh5-QI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/Nm9qRisRmz8/s1600/najibb.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" rea="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tA-yxVlkDFI/Tvy2wrh5-QI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/Nm9qRisRmz8/s320/najibb.jpg" width="295" /></a></div>JOHAN: Risau aku tua nanti. Takut bukan setakat rambut putih, misai dan kening pun turut putih. Kau tau ke macam mana nak elak dari misai kening turut putih.<br /><br />KARIM: Mudah saja! Jangan jadi PERDANA MENTERI MALAYSIA!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2924927732496158269-99270864866051481?l=suka2-suka2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suka2http://www.blogger.com/profile/03017193758519392253noreply@blogger.com0